The masters at RAYNE LONGBOARD preach what is important in life, drugs, pussy and money….not that I have any of those things right now, but I sure as hell like giving people who I care about a gift that represents all those things. It’s up on some aspirational kick, like a fortune cookie in the form of a motherfucking skateboard…a skateboard that girls will want to fuck you or your loved one you buy it for…when they see you carrying it around…if you are smart enough to them that you are pro….or an ex pro…and when they ask you to pull off some stunts, just tell them you’re injured….this is the gift for anyone old or young…trying to stay relevant…I approve and so do our stepGIRLS in this hot photoshoot!

 

PHOTOS SHOT BY THE AMAZING, TALENTED, BEAUTIFUL JULIEN ARCHAMBEAULT

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