This is the best invention in the history of inventions. Seriously, this is the reason electricity was invented….it is the reason computers were invented…it is the reason synthetic skin was invented…it is the reason webcams were invented…it is the girlfriend in the magical and amazing box that feels like a magical and amazing box…who you don’t have to find, seduce, impress, take on dates, or anything like that….this baby can’t say no, she works for you and belongs to you….this screams Christmas miracle….The perfect gift for long distance lovers who can’t be together and don’t want to cheat on each other in this lonely time…or singles…this is magical….they need to make a kids movie inspired by the greatness! Santa Claus may be coming all over his red suit thanks to this baby…
